If You Missed The Part 17, Read It Here
I brought out my phone from my pockets to check the time (Testimony: before before, I dey stay 2days without a call, but now (2014).. I dey tire for calls ) and it was 1:30am. We(me and faith) have been talking about school (was writing jamb to study same course she was studying), relationships, family and other stuffs I didn’t hear.
“She was made to study The course owing to the fact that she couldn’t secure Admission into U.I to study medicine (I didn’t say Landmark is for duns oh!!!) and she wasn’t enjoying it. Owing to the fact that she was already sexually active (.. See
experienced bad girl oh) before entering the school in which they are treated specially and she wanted freedom.. 6years in a boarding school and another 5years in a University that treats them like royals (Lips sealed). She was in a relationship with one son of a politician who schools in London
(Who cares? Mtchewwww.. Dts me being jealous..
But anyhow.. He is there, and I am here) and she isn’t that closed to her sisters, except Abigail (the last born whom was in SS3).” This were the things I could grab as I was already having this Sleepy feeling and hell yeah, lagbaja was already wild asleep and the stomach ache reduced.
She must have noticed I was yawning like someone that was ummmm.. Yawning? while she
continued her story.. so she proposed we slept a little on the chair(Don’t conclude yet, trust me, I am a good listener, but girls just like to dey talk!!!! Ahan!).
Funny she slept so fast because it took me a like forever before I could find sleep (maybe I wasn’t looking well).. Perhaps it was because I didn’t trust Asamoah and the Druids or I was just yawning because I was tired of her story)
*I wonder why she no wan enter room sha *
I felt so special as I watched this girl sleeping in my arms while I stroked her brazilian hair (maybe that’s why I couldn’t sleep.. Maybe? Iont like lying to myself jare) And watch other guys Kiss and romance their girls, noticed there were more people in the pool than it would normally contain and people were also looking at me and my baby
(Maybe she aint mine sha but who cares? As far as they think so)
“Come, what if tobby was with Yvonne? What if he was digging her Pussay? She go don wake up?
Santa Clause h0elowshi.. Mtchewww.. Not like she has b0-0bs anyways.. It was because she was drunk that made her make a move.. I sure say she go form for me for church like she did 2days ago (last sunday).. Abeg make I face this jackpot dreamed girl jare.. But that yanxxxxxh!!!!”.. My mind was
wandering about while I was trying to do a “Day so far” collection. Funny how I didn’t think about my uncle and his wife.. Or Esther..
From the look of things, seems we have to be here till morning since Asamoah was drunk as hell, and I didn’t know if the people that went for a show (Hope you remember the cheating Joyce and the ever dimpled esther plus abigail?) would have been home by then.. But it was fun! I didn’t want her to wake up self.. To the extent that I didn’t wanna remove my shoes that were giving me sharp pains all just because I didn’t wanna wake my sleepy beauty.
“Never you borrow shoes that you know aren’t your size and lie that it sized you just because you didn’t have anyone to wear oh!”.
Trust me, you don’t wanna know what I was facing but hey, who send you self? Not like I am advising you, na wetin my mind tell me be that .. Besides, dem say na person wey wear shoe know how e dey pain
(tried writing in plain english but couldn’t just get the correct saying)
I know this is going to be strange if I tell you but I was confused as to why this paragraph will confuse you… That’s why am writing it tho, but if its still strange to you, then something is wrong with OUR sense of humor.
I found myself opening my eyes.. To me I was just dozing but when I looked around, there was no one in the pool again but there were guys sleeping by the pool chairs arranged beside the pool. And no trace of background music.. Faith was still asleep as the towel was covering her alone.. Then I decided to check the time because I was thinking I did something I didn’t wanna do…
” What!!!!!? I slept OFF!!!!!? ”..
My mind shouted as I looked at my phone to see it was 6am.. Upon the pains I felt on my legs (Yeye shoes)?
Upon the stomach ache? Upon the fear I had about those druids? What if they have done something to me? Chai! Danladi…. Why you sleep? Even up to 3hours?
I was lost in thoughts when I discovered my Lagbaja was still very much strong..
“Like seriously? Aint that dangerous for my health? abi them don give me something drink?”..
I stood up quickly (this time I no send if faith wake up gan…
But I stood up slowly oh).. As I stood up, I looked at the Girl that slept on my body for a whole night and I just started hailing myself (Danladi Baba!, see babe.. See packaging.. Only You? Devil na area father, you be Province father……..)
As I just couldn’t believe what happened yesterday. Thought
I would wake up and find out it was a dream (Wait! I can say this is part of the reasons I didn’t sleep shey?) but hey! Here I am.. (Maybe I was still dreaming? Enemies…. )
WATCH OUT FOR PART 19